How Gale Berg Is Feeling, Vol 3

This has nothing to do with football

Gale Berg is feeling victimized after losing out on the Toledo money-line due to a brutal extra-point call. This has to mean good karma cash is coming in week five, no?

Gale Berg is feeling pleased that he’s drinking at an age-appropriate level, at least according to this article … Yes, I will have another vodka on the rocks.

Gale Berg is feeling relieved that he can see Rihanna in this article without having to actually listen to her music.

Gale Berg is feeling pressured to pick which Big Ten doormat is the worst out of the trinity of Minnesota, Purdue, and Indiana. Despite his disdain for Danny Hope, the meter seems to be tilting slightly in the Hoosiers’ favor.

Gale Berg’s eyeballs almost popped out of this head when seeing UConn only favored by three at home over Western Michigan. But then you factor in that Paul Pasqualoni is involved, plus the Broncos are coming off a near-upset in Champaign, and it doesn’t seem so far-fetched. This should be money in the bank with the Big East home favorite, but something doesn’t add up.

Gale Berg is feeling convinced that Texas A&M cannot win an important game … hence, he’ll gladly take three points for the Razorbacks at home this weekend, despite the presence of one Bobby Petrino.

Comments

  1. I’m not buying the age appropriate article. I can guarantee you still drink out of an ice luge.

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