week 12: Miami vs South Florida

We didn't get any lavish gifts!? What a rip off.

Hello again everyone, tis time again for your favorite weekly section: The Cheerleader Poll. For most of us football weather means a sweatshirt, a chill in the wind, and maybe the occasional apple cider and whiskey. In Florida though, it means shorts and a t-shirt, a warm ocean breeze, and some type of drink with fruit in it that men aren’t supposed to enjoy but secretly like. We do know one thing about this matchup however, it’s going to be one for the ages. There are no pay-offs for injuring other players here at Conference Chalk, nor do we dole out lavish gifts or “other services” to our families and friends, so rest assured this one will go down by the book. Which squad takes the title this week?

The stock market isn't the only thing that's bullish around here.